[acid-jazz] Miss Slipper's guide to hunting and fishing! Cuki chart!

From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart@calpoly.edu)
Date: Wed Nov 27 2002 - 07:53:27 CET

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    *1. Jol - Cool Cat (Swell Session remix)*(?) CD-R
    At 5.19 mins I had to go to the bathroom?
    *2. Albanek - Walk away (Swell Session remix)*(ecco.chamber) CD-R
    We celebrating with pear juice! Yo! and Miss Slipper very happy?
    *3. Hird feat Yukimi Nagano - Keep your Hird/Yukimi (Hird and Plej
    mixes)*(DNM) CD-R
    Have you Hird the news! Well, you should have by now?
    *4. Soul Serenaders - China Doll* (?) CD-R
    Ridiculous cover version! Cuki all damp! Back to the bathroom.
    *5. Damn - Gingolds Jackpot* (Raw Fusion) 12"
    Just in case Fela ever hung out with Mad Mats.
    *6. Sun Ra - Saga of Resistance (Theo Parrish remixes)*(Kindred Spirits) 12"
    Just when you thought planet Earth was boring! Parrish comes to the rescue!
    *7. Didier's Sound Spectrum - TR-78* (Lifesaver) CD-R
    It's enormous! Heavy weight, and making Kenny Dope look anorexic!
    *8. DJ Gregory - Attend* (Kitsume) 12"
    More tropical soundclashes!
    *9**. Banda Favela - Samba 2150 (Alex Phountzi remix)*(Head to Toe) 12"
    What's with Al da Bubble? Mo quality Bugz bizniz.
    *10. Roland Brival - Sakitayo* (Isma'a) CD-R
    Looks like he had some rice and peas on Ladbroke Grove?

    4 Down, 6 across? Well, he's only gone and done it again? Talking about
    Senor wavy red hair with the sleeping bag in his studio. Somehow, the
    ladies in Cuki's life didn't get much of a look in, as the CD player
    became his bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and just about everything partner
    last week. Even 7 Kgs had to make a quick trip on his cosmic micro
    scooter to the litter tray when Dr Boots turned up the volume at
    Boostville! Yes, 7 Kgs got a wonky wheeler too, and for sure is keeping
    it Swell four floors high. What a count down bro, and 7 Kgs loves the
    meowing at the start also. So what else? Cynthia in Manila informs me
    that her gay dog would like to meet 7 Kgs the 'maybe gay' cat. Which is
    cool, but 7 Kgs wants to meet Andy Bey as you know Cynthia. I do know
    someone who wants to meet you though? Anyway, what's with all them DJ's,
    that they feel the need to list all their gigs and the places that they
    are gonna play. Like who gives a shit about you playing in a Kentucky
    Fried Chicken outlet or at your works Christmas party! And all that
    bollocks about listing a record as a 'test' or 'white'. Like you really
    don't know what label it is on? Are you numbty or what? Worse still,
    what about ''This newsletter goes out to 10 zillion folks worldwide,
    magazines, publications, websites and the girl who works at the pizzeria
    around the corner''. Yeah yeah, yeah, I got news for you bro's, the girl
    in the pizzeria around the corner wouldn't know a broken beat even if it
    bites her on the frigging bum. Talking of bums! You gotta get me the
    digits of that Stina lass Natalie! That is one tidy gall, and Pop's
    would like to ride bare bum to Birmingham with her for sure. On the
    subject of Brummies! The boys at Different Drummer asked what the heck
    is Pops on these days? Well, it was the new album by G Corp boys. Mighty
    fine it is too! Guess what? I met that nice girl again, you know the
    one, the one who tasted of pear juice. She left another photo for me,
    well, actually it is for you! She say's hello by the way and wants to
    meet you all very soon.
    Check http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=G%20Corp

    I would much rather read Q Burns film review of the week in his chart,
    then your gig guide to KFC joints worldwide anyway! You are right,
    Robert Altman cuts the mustard every time Michael! And someone did
    mention that it was nice to have Cuki back, yes a few biscuits short of
    a full packet we agree, but still, very nice to have him back. Err, he
    wasn't back I'm afraid. It was a take over by a close associate of Dr
    Boots, a girl by the name of Miss Slipper. And if you meet her, you
    might wanna! I did say she was a close associate! Waddaya mean the G
    Corp album isn't coming out till February? Vienna had it for yonks bro,
    and not just on 'test' or 'white'! First time ever that Vienna was ahead
    at anything we reckon. Even that girl I met last week who tastes of pear
    juice got it! For the record, this newsletter goes out to YOU and my
    mate Dave who sorted me out with the link for my new Ixus V2. If by any
    chance you have a Canon digital camera but with a German manual and you
    don't speak a word of French, then check out
    http://www.canon.co.jp/Imaging/IXUSv2/index-e.html. Cheers Dave or what
    ever your name was who sent me that vital link. See, you thought you was
    gonna get that link that called you an idiot! Definitely some numbnuts
    doing the rounds these days. And while I am bangin' on about
    camera's, some folks not believing the events of last weeks fly. Well,
    we have 2.1 million pixel evidence and some great pics of Andy Bey, red
    wine, crazy Colorado peeps and the lovely Elisabeth in the 'mama'
    position. You only have to ask you know. Thanks Mathias! Still in
    need of a wide angle lens for pics of '7 Kgs', though we do have
    photographic proof of a vicious attack by 7 Kgs on one of the Crazies at
    Bootsville! Do you still have soft skin Elisabeth? Pollard still has the
    scar! And BTW, they made me the official ambassador of Gonkyburg which
    was cool, and also I got a new manager. Her name is Natalie and she
    knows all the best things in Cuki's life! Waddaya mean Stina ain't got a
    mobile phone and is gonna be out of town at the weekend! Sort it out
    Nats! Now you don't know if this is being written by Dr Boots, Cukipapa,
    Miss Slipper or my new manager? Me neither to tell you the truth, I'm
    not even sure there are 10 zillion folks on planet Earth! What's this
    got to do with hunting and fishing? Well, nothing at all to tell you the
    truth. It was my manager who came up with the title of my new novel. I
    can tell you though that Cynthia in Manila loves Swell Session, and when
    you see Cynthia Andreas, you will LOVE her! Check
    http://digilander.libero.it/caricacell/ for a picture of Cynthia and her
    gay dog. And then there was a girl who punched Cukipapa in Google and
    that frigging caused major chin scratching with Dr Boots. Complicated
    is the middle name of just about every Viennese girl, and I probably
    pick the most complicated. But I am trying to smile, honest! So are you
    lot getting off on the Al da Bubble mix on Head to Toe? What Al da
    Bubble mix I hear you ask? Wait till you hear the bonkers remix by Senor
    wavy red hair with a sleeping bag in his studio for close buddy Jol? I
    can't believe you fell for that link again! What are you like. Now you
    know what I have to deal with on a daily basis. Numbtyhead after
    numbtyhead after numbtyhead. Shit! Waddaya mean the HMV store in Oxford
    St would rather have Robbie Williams on the shelves then the excellent G
    Corp at Christmas time! They got them there too then, numbty's that is!
    Someone by the name of Name at INFRACom asked if I had ever considered
    writing a book! The last newsletter took two years to write Name. The
    funkiest name of the week though goes out to Kito at Planet E! Luv ya
    boots too Kito. Ta and say hi to the Detroit, Planet E and Todd S peeps
    while you at it! And Suga, you stopped being Ursula Rucker again! Why?
    Writers block I guess? Yeah, four flights is high, but we working at
    getting a "Beam me up Scotty" machine for Bootsville peeps. Who the heck
    is Sparkling Douglas? What a great name! You were right Mr K, Mike
    Meyers was totally shagged out for Austin Powers 3! They should have got
    us in as worthy replacements. I had time too, as my residency at Baba's
    bedroom went pear shaped! Did I tell ya this? I'm sure I did! As it goes
    Peter, when you gonna pass by the office bro? See, I need a haircut
    and I got a nice record from Ubiquity here for ya! And the vibes at 5.19
    mins is making me wet Mr Saag! Miss Slipper just asked me if I wanna? We
    gotta pic of Miss Slipper if you interested! You only have to ask you
    know. Ouch, just spilt white wine all over my mobile phone. Again!
    Erased all the numbers! I knew you wouldn't believe me! Just meet a girl
    with four chameleons, two cats, two snakes and one Doberman! And she had
    a turtle. What's with all these girls with lizards and shrubbery in
    their lives. The strings at 5.25 mins are pretty horny too bro! By the
    way, I'm playing in Graz on the 19th of December so if you wanna come
    down and represent your shoe size, then its all good, and if you don't,
    it's still all good coz I'll just chat to the lovely Jasmine and Vanessa
    all night instead. It's not at a Kentucky Fried Chicken joint either!
    The choir at 6.10 mins is outrageous Mr wavy red hair with a sleeping
    bag in your studio. Can I have your autograph now sir! I got Andy Beys
    last week. As it goes, I still got Andy Bey goosebumps! Big kiss to Elsa
    also. And where the hell did you learn to play Fender Rhodes like you do
    at 6.44 mins my dear friend. And if you lot saw Elsa, you might wanna
    give her a big kiss as well. Anybody wanna buy a 'test' pressing of the
    new G Corp album? I got a finished copy now! Its on Different Drummer
    even though it doesn't say so on the label! Are you still a piece of
    cheese Johanna? You still tasting good ;) the photos look cool too! Or
    was it pear juice I spilt over my phone! I dunno coz I am
    permanently dead all the time. Are we really all alive or is is this
    just a big wavy dream in the dead! Just a thought, don't fink about it
    too much please! And if heaven is like a Swell Session remix, then I'm
    gonna read the bible and go to church every single day. Believe, Jasmine
    and Vanessa really are lovely, studying psychology, so once again I can
    be the patient and the therapist. Girls who wear black are so
    interesting, don't you fink? 'Think' numbtyhead, use the frigging spell
    checker! Bang on Nik, self promotion is embarrassing and tasteless to
    say the least. Let everyone else 'big up' your record bro. And BTW, I
    have a new compilation out, but I'm not gonna tell a coz it's a
    secret, though it has got a aeroplane on the front. Or is it a
    dishwasher? And did I tell you I got a gig in Graz? It's on the 20th of
    December? Now you don't know what day to come? The 19th or 20th? Don't
    worry, Jasmine and Vanessa know what day it is! And if there are 10
    zillion people reading this nonsense, then we got major problems here on
    Planet Earth. Thinking about it, if we got 10 people reading this
    rubbish, we got problems! Jasmine, has your boyfriend gone to Berlin
    yet? Cool. So Stina likes Indian? No worries, I can wear a turban Nats!
    Thanks for the lovepucca e card Elisabeth and Isolation news? And yes,
    fussy food at your place would be better than cool. Does this mean I am
    in isolation also? If some folks not totally understanding the wording
    of this novel, and of what a numbty is! Go to
    http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/n.htm as this is the best spell checker
    on the planet! And have you heard the new remix by Senor Swell for his
    close buddy Jol? You will do, and very soon!

    Till the next time, stay lovely and say sorry to your little sis for me!
    Cukipapa

    Alan Brown
    Soul Seduction Distribution
    Gonzagagasse 19,
    A-1010 Vienna,
    Austria

    Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000
    mailto:cukipapa@soulseduction.com <mailto:cukipapa@soulseduction.com>

    ........................................... Sorry but she's too old!



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