Re: [acid-jazz] FW: TR : You lookin at me?

From: Ontix_at_aol.com
Date: 2003-02-19 13:34:18

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    Question: Thank you, Mr. President. What do you make of the fact that
    millions of people across the globe have taken to the streets to protest your
    approach to Iraq? And if you decide to go to war, how do you wage a campaign
    in the face of such stiff opposition?

    THE PRESIDENT: Two points, one is that democracy is a beautiful thing, and
    that people are allowed to express their opinion. I welcome people's right to
    say what they believe. Secondly, evidently some of the world don't view
    Saddam Hussein as a risk to peace. I respectfully disagree. Saddam Hussein
    has gassed his own people. Saddam Hussein has got weapons of mass
    destruction. Saddam Hussein has made -- defied the United Nations. Saddam
    Hussein is providing links to terrorists. Saddam Hussein is a threat to
    America. And we will deal with him.

    You know, I -- war is my last choice. But the risk of doing nothing is even a
    worst option as far as I'm concerned. I owe it to the American people to
    secure this country. I will do so. "

    I took this piece from the Whitehouse.gov website.  This question was posed
    on Tuesday inside the Roosevelt room where Bush was swearing in Bill
    Donaldson as the new SEC chariman, and it was the first question taken.  This
    being the case, you can almost take it as a 100% certainty that the question
    was planted, orchestrated by Ari Fleischer and the rest of the the
    president's press team.  This is the standard procedure that administrations
    use to get tidbits of information on important issues out to the public. 

    That being said, I want to point out something thats really been on my mind
    alot since the war talk has started, and which is quite frankly, very
    disappointing.  When asked about the fact that millions of people across the
    globe have taken to the streets to protest the US approach to Iraq, the
    president responds that democracy is a beautiful thing and that he values
    peoples right to expression.  Well thats all quite plain and simple and don't
    we all know that much anyways? 

    Or, do we? We seem to think so, but then we take comments like these with
    such an immediate and superficial respect that we don't even think about what
    it means.  This is so much the case these days that we even wonder whether or
    not George Bush takes time himself to reflect on what it means. 

    I have to say, to wonder whether or not George Bush thinks about and knows
    what democracy is strikes me as being ludicrous.   I will concede that the
    guy is very down home and inarticulately spoken, but there is a guaranteed
    certainty that he has thought about and been consulted on these problems at
    extraordinarily great lengths. 

    So why?  Why doesnt George Bush explain that democracy and protest are not
    only beautiful things, but that they are one and the same thing?  Why doesn't
    George Bush say, "well, it strikes me as being very ironic that these
    millions of people are out here protesting a war that sees its primary aim as
    granting a whole population of oppressed people the right to protest.  you
    have to wonder whether or not they think about that when they're on their way
    home patting themselves on the back and congratulating their friends on being
    true participants in a democracy, and how good that makes them feel. that
    they can think and act freely ...  you have to wonder whether or not they
    realize the extent to which such a free and unencumbered expression would be
    swiftly met with extreme and deadly consequences for all who were involved
    had this taken place in Iraq.  think for a second what that means to you as
    ap erson.  think about how it would feel if you didnt have the freedom to
    write emails to your friends or speak openly with anyone who you didnt trust
    with your life.  think about how it would feel if i was riding down to your
    neighborhood with the calvary and chemical weapons, cutting off your wives
    hands and hanging your fathers and spraying death acorss the land.  think for
    a second about all the luxuries you have as an American that you take as
    being your natural entitlements, which you easily forget, and which only
    exist because you live in the worlds greatest democracy.  i too am a
    protester, i protest to you now in front of the world, in the name of freedom
    "  And then he could wink and smile as the profundity sets in.   

    And then why doesn't George Bush have a second journalist ask him, "What do
    you say to people who argue that this war is about oil?"  and then he could
    respond, "Well, lets do some quick math.  Iraqi oil at its best produces 20
    billion dollars of profit per year. Thats at its best, presuming Saddam does
    not destroy his own country's facilities, as he did during the Gulf War.  So
    say that, after we win this war, and we will, probably in less than a couple
    weeks mind you, which is good because war costs about 50 mil. a day.  but so
    say that I call up all my old pals in the oil industry and say, "wooohooo,
    hey boys, you wont believe this!! I got me a whole country full of oil and a
    bunch of guns and aint nobody can stop us from taken it all and sellin it to
    whomever we please!!   yeehaw, go rangers!"  say I did that, and all my
    buddies grinned wide as the rio grande,  and we went in and flat out stole
    the entire crop of saddams oil.  Well, if youre a conspiracy theorist, that
    makes great sense because thats gonna be great for the US economy, ain it?
    and youre savvy and you know that those oil boys funded my presidency.  and
    they need the economy to be in good shape, shoot, thats why they elected me,
    right?   well i'll grant you that, i want the economy to be in the best shape
    its ever been in.  thats good for everybody and, heres the best part, it
    makes me look good.   But now, lets finish the arithmetic.  Congress just
    released a budget estimate that the costs of occupying Iraq after the war is
    gonna run 50 billion dollars a year.  Thats puts us in the red by 30 billion
    a year if we were flat out stealing all of saddams oil -- which, I insist, we
    will not do.  Now hopefully, and all you savvy conspiracy theorists listen
    up, hopefully i dont have to explain that being in the red 30 bil a year aint
    no good for nobody, but mostly, it aint no good for my friends in the oil
    business.  And by the way I just wanted to say, Nelson Mandela can kiss my
    white ass, hmmkay? And, also, mr. newsguy, get with the program, even my most
    serious critics will readily admit that this war has nothing to do with oil
    and that to think so is the en vogue call sign for naivete.  Like, if youre
    thinkin its about oil and you say so in public, dont be surprised if the
    informed folks in the room that are, you know, up todate with current events,
    and readin the newspaper and that sort of thing, dont be surprised if they
    roll their eyes and stop talkin to you, okay guy?  But you're probably a
    democrat arentcha?  Oh?  Youre from the nightly news?  So then i guess you
    need a soundbite, yeah?  How about "20billion  - 50billion equals this war
    aint about oil." 

    Then GW could smile and wink again, cause the writers really like it when GW
    smiles and winks.  And now they finally got something real to write about. 
    So another journalist comes along and has to ask.  "well you kow, mr.
    president, since we're being so frank and honest today, what do you say to
    your critics who say that youre in this war to finish what your daddy
    couldnt?"  And George could say " you know, i like my dad just about as much
    as you or anybody else likes their daddy.  See, I'm an aging man, and I've
    known my father many years.  And keep in mind that my dad was the president
    of the good ole usa, so from my long list of life experiences, I can say that
    my daddy's kinda like cake, he's cool on christmas and birthdays, but for the
    rest of the year (and then george would do that scoffing chuckle he does so
    well) yeah right, like I would eat a carbohydrate...

    and as the room bursts into laughter and cheers, that one gets a special wink
    and a smile to the corner of the room where the one and only dr. atkins is
    waiting patiently for his lunch date with the president.  Dr. atkins smiles
    and nods in approval to the president, because afterall, and theyve said this
    is true behind closed doors, GW is one charming mother fucker.  he's got the
    doctor on hand because apparently the first lady has gained a few pounds
    since this whole terrorist thing started and, as is the luxury of having a
    nation of unparralelled human resources, GW has called in the experts for
    their problem solving abilities. 

    Then, finally, as the Q and A session wrapped up, a journalist would finally
    ask, "well in all sincerity then mr. president, why exactly are we going to
    war in Iraq?"  This is when we go back to the beginning of this email.  Where
    before we got the quick response,  now we've got all this extra information
    made clear and evident where before it lay only between the lines to be
    sought out.  And now we've also got a new sense for the man's true sincerity
    and passion, an elaborate articulation of what he means when he talks about
    belief in good intentions. Now, the president could look back at this daring
    journalist, just for a second, with an incredulous gaze that spoke volumes
    without words that says:

    ""youre kidding me, right? ....  if you believe that we could go to war for
    any other reason, what does that say about you as a person?  from where did
    you gain information to even begin to be skeptical about my intentions in the
    first place?  and dont you see how it is democracy that allows you to live in
    a society that not only allows you to be a skeptic, but which provides a
    legal infrastructure which guarantees skepticism as an option for you?  
    seriously, in this case, when given that the facts are all the same for all
    people, and some people choose to believe that we have good intentions, and
    you choose to be skeptical, do you not see how that would make it difficult
    for someone to trust you? dont you see how, just like the protesters, youre
    flaunting democracy back at itself, and dont you see how it wins and wins
    again each time you make a stab because it wrote the rules of the game in the
    first place? freely exercising speech against free speech only makes for more
    free speech.   and the really, arent you projecting your own brand of
    intentions in your interpretation of what you think we are up to?  if you
    think we could be up to something bad, does that not mean that given our
    situation, you too would be up to something less than legit?"" 

    and then, with this onslaught of penetrating inquiry, as the defense
    mechanisms of this poor skeptical newsman are all called out and laid bare
    before his own eyes, as sweat begins to mount on the journalists forhead
    because what was only a millisecond in real time, actually felt like a whole
    academic course in political science, the president would say quite
    succinctly what some of us know he has been saying all along, that "we are
    going to fight a war in Iraq because democracy is a beautiful thing."