[acid-jazz] Cuki chart, and a letter from Michael Moore

From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart_at_calpoly.edu)
Date: 2003-03-21 05:08:28

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    Amp Fiddler - Love & War (Genuine) 12"
    5 tracks to take it to the next level.

    Don Cunningham - Something for Everyone (Ubiquity) CD-R
    Ubiquity boys just saved you 1000 dollars?

    John Arnold & Ayro - Rough (Ubiquity) CD-R
    Herbie gets ruffed up and 03'ed?

    Alison David - I believe (Afronaught remix)(Bitasweet) CD-R
    Orange Waters comes through yet again

    Quant feat Ernesto's - Miracle man/Revenge (Hird remix) (ecco.chamber) 12"
    We got da 12"! Starring Ernesto, Jonas and da Hird.

    Dwele - Subject (Virgin) CD-R & 12"
    At last, mastered, finished, proper? 30 months is a long time in the
    hush hush!

    Slope feat Jane Hamilton - Find our love (Sonar Kollektiv) CD-R
    Best mish mash of electronica in my ear!

    Rima - This world (JCR/Compost) CD-R
    Holes in the soles! Album! Wet! Very wet!

    Truby Trio - Elevator Music (Compost) CD-R
    It's Ken from the Hudson People, and friends, and strange endings?

    Rednose Distrikt feat Alma Horton - Gotta make a move (DJ Spinna
    remix)(Kindred Spirits) CD-R
    Off the frigging scale! Hold on Cuki, hold on?

    N'dambi - Call me (Yam who rework)(DAM) 12"
    We know the Yamster! We know the Yamster! We know the Yamster!

    Gonky Business - Blow my mind (Naked) 12"
    Honest it's called Gonky bizniz.

    Ernesto's - Here my/Portuguese nights (Swell Session remix)(Hollow) 12"
    Gonky scooter boy and friends continue to amaze us!

    V/A - Club Bogaloo (Spinning Wheel) CD-R
    Loving the Alex Phountzi and Jimpster biz!

    Reunion - Strange Attention (Seiji remix)(Sonar Kollektiv) 12"
    Another outragous Seiji joint to get wet over!

    RSL - Wesley (Players) 12"
    Top Snatch tip off! Aiiiiight!

    Stateless - The art of no State (Freerange) CD-R
    There is a place called Gonkyburg!

    Jazzinho - Sim Ou Nao/Constelacao (Quant remix)(ecco.chamber) 12"
    Some sweet little jazz is coming! And another 'Oh my God' from Gonkyburg!

    Hanna - The Race (Dharma One remix)(Freerange) 12"
    Kiitos to Tom and Jamie

    V/A - Be Arisionable (Arision) CD-R
    Check the Domu track, then check the strings on the Hopper track! Ouch!

    Spacek - Vintage HiTech (!K7) CD-R
    ALBUM! La Bougie is making me damp!

    Micatone - Is you is (Sonar Kollektiv) CD-R
    PP Pyjama girls were right!

    Vinia Mojica - Guilt Junkie (Giant Step) CD-R
    And Ted was right? Giant Step on the bus!

    Monday, March 17th, 2003
    George W. Bush
    1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
    Washington, DC
    Dear Governor Bush:
    So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that "France 
    and the rest of world have to show their cards on the table." I'm glad 
    to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because, I gotta tell ya, 
    having survived 440 days of your lying and conniving, I wasn't sure if I 
    could take much more. So I'm glad to hear that today is Truth Day, 
    'cause I got a few truths I would like to share with you:
    1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News 
    aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk out of 
    the White House and on to any street in America and try to find five 
    people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND 
    THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No 
    Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average 
    Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to 
    our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how 
    that works!
    2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are 
    not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real 
    issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I 
    or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost 
    since you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no 
    one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now 
    costs two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will 
    not make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to 
    3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a 
    popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, 
    Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.
    4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But 
    even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does 
    it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this 
    war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight. Just 
    like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your 
    5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South 
    Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you 
    really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters 
    over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. 
    And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also 
    sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't 
    THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!
    6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups. 
    Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten we 
    wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the 
    French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for 
    us? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman 
    who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the 
    movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell 
    you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the 
    French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you 
    really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your 
    ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted 
    you into a corner you can't get out of.
    Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this 
    war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there 
    aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam 
    Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the 
    popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to 
    see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some 
    third world ass!). And just like with Afghanistan, we'll forget about 
    what happens to a country after we bomb it 'cause that is just too 
    complex! So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next 
    year's election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all 
    get to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even 
    further down the toilet!
    But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the 
    election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- 
    they got our oil!!
    Michael Moore
    Till the next time, stay lovely, luv ya boots, bussi baba, Cuki out.
    Alan Brown. Soul Seduction Distribution, Gonzagagasse 19, A-1010 Vienna, 
    Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000, e-mail cukipapa_at_chello.at,  ICQ #, 177682136
    Just hopes that George W trips up on a stone in the street and 
    tragically dies while falling on to a unattended chainsaw that happens 
    to be left laying around and still switched on by a careless lumberjack.